Pilfering Parents

On the radio they were reading about a study on

'Parents Who Pilfer Their Child's Halloween Candy.'

Too funny! Really, why wouldn't they -- you're teaching valuable lessons.

Such as sharing, not eating in excess, and most importantly, finders keepers losers weepers (*neener neener neener*)!

The top 4 candies to swipe:

Peanut Butter Cups

Kit Kat

Butterfingers

Snickers

(The fifth was something with almond -- be it Almond Joy or Hershey's with Almonds, I don't know which -- I don't like almonds, so I'm sure my subconscious tuned it out. But that's why I said "Top 4" not "5!")