Sunday, February 26, 2006

Too much excitement!

Ok, so I can officially say we had some "excitement" this weekend. Not exactly the kind of excitement you seek out. But I guess you have to take what you're given.

Can you figure out what occurred? Here are your clues:
Some "goodies" Keith received afterward.
The clothes he was wearing.
The act that started it all.


And if you still are guessing...
Keith was splitting wood with a wedge when piece punctured his leg. He called into the house for paper towels. I took them out to him & proceeded to call his sister next door. (He's making fun of me for that. But I think I made the best decision for me. The potential outcomes were: nothing would happen, I'd vomit, I'd pass out. Which is based upon past experience. What do you think, did I make an appropriate choice?) She comes over & tells him, I think you need a stitch. So we made it promptly to the ER. (Which, by the way, the ER was very impressed with. Some people wait 3 days before they come in!)

Here's some more fun facts for our day:

We were in "Fast Track 1" at the ER. The main resident that was with us was poking & prodding to see if he could find a foreign body & got squirted. (face, curtain, floor) "Haven't had that happen before" he told us. "It's deeper than I thought." So they took an x-ray to see if there were any "foreign bodies." "Posterior... Lateral... Tibia" is what we were overhearing. Then they showed it to us. Looks like a tear drop doesn't it?

During our long waiting times we amused ourselves with various things:

  1. The resident came in to say, "Sorry we have no TV to watch. But Meatloaf is playing on the radio."
  2. One of the patients beside us. (3 came and left while we were there) There was a family with a small son & daughter who were peeking at us in the crack between the curtains. The boy was smiling & saying "the little guy has a bunk." They kept looking right at his 'flesh wound' (my description this time!) too. They were very interested in it.
  3. Repeating "Posterior, Lateral, Tibia;" "Little guy & his bunk;" the "Fast Pass" in Disney was much faster than the "Fast Track" in the ER.
  4. Listening to the goings on of all the workers outside our curtain. Speed talking on the patients conditions, including Keith's. The surgical resident being called the "Black Cloud." (Makes you feel warm & fuzzy inside, doesn't it!)

After much time & consideration by the resident & the surgical attending, it was left in since it is so deep & there wasn't any concerning pain or inflammation. He'll have to clean & dress it properly, and go back to the clinic so they can keep checking it. Potentially it could stay where it is, or work it's way closer to the surface. At that point they could easily remove it. (Now it would be like a needle in a haystack -- and would create more damage.) They compared it to a bullet wound. (So it's a pseudo-bullet.)

So for future reference "no MRIs" (Large magnet bad!).

Now that the blood isn't flowing, I can handle looking at his flesh wound. The notion that he's walking around with metal in his leg is a bit crazy! It's not just a flesh wound!!!

Friday, February 24, 2006

Boa Constrictor By Shel Silverstein

Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it--one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Winter Go Away!

I am really, really, really tired of winter. (I could go on with the "really" until I'm out of breath because I'm that tired of it.) Good day, now go away!

Today I got home from work early & decided to take a look at the garden. I'm so excited to say that I have sprouts! Spring is coming!!!
(Do a little happy dance.)

But then you take a closer look... and what is it you see... a tree. A tree! It fell this winter, I tried not to focus on it. I didn't want to think about it. I knew it fell right on my lovely, beautiful, all the way from Reading, flowering almond. The one and only I have seen. But then today, upon closer inspection what did I find...


My poor weather vein, you didn't even make it a year! Oh, squished planter box, I hope you pop back into shape. And what does it mean when an angel loses it's wing?

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Brought to my attention...

I have been told that just because nothing exciting has happened to me, I can still find something to write about.

Problem is... if I'm bored with what's going on around me, I tend to lack creativity. So my suggestion is, read my friend KC's blog to get your chuckles (she's the creative writer). Then follow my lead and have a marathon movie weekend! Here are my recommendations:

Batman Begins, Bewitched, Fantastic 4, Fever Pitch, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Mr. and Mrs. Smith

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

New Link

I created a link for the photos on the Flickr badge, just as I did on the other blog. (But for these photos.) Click on it & make your way to a slideshow, if you'd like. :)

Monday, February 06, 2006

Our Anniversary

Today we celebrated our 2 year anniversary!
And this is my theme song for the night:
All I got for my anniversary was a big fat lip. A big fat lip. A big
fat lip. All I got for my anniversary was a big fat lip. Yippee
skippy.

We went out for dinner, just as anyone should do on their anniversary. I started to eat a wonderful meal. Then my lip began feeling "funny." Then there's a lump. Then it's really swollen. I found myself with my hands in front of my face often, especially when people were walking by. Afterall, it tasted good, I wanted to enjoy it. And most importantly I had to get to dessert!

So I'll give you 6 chances to guess what went wrong. (Your guess is as good as mine!)

1. lettuce
2. tomato
3. olive oil
4. basalmic vinegar
5. bread
6. butter

So, what's your guess?!?!

The Next Morning

Ok, so I still have "Here We Go Steelers... here we go, Pittsburgh's goin' to the Superbowl..." in my head. I blame it on "Steeler Week" & hearing the song, over & over again at school. But they were there & they won! I need a new song!

Maybe I could sing "happy happy happy anniversary to me... (repeat)" Everybody now! I don't think it will take. Any suggestions?

Oh, by the by, Keith said the Steelers would win by 10, everybody told him "too much." But lookie-lookie, they did one better! (Insert your own yell/shout/hurrah here!)

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Superbowl Sunday

Keith & Dylan are busy watching the game. Well, the halftime show at the moment.

Random Keith fact: The Stones are playing 'Satisfaction' which was originally released the same year as the first Superbowl game.

Now he's yelling & clapping really LOUD -- I guess the Steelers are doing well!

Here's another...

To keep the other blog as a vacation blog (& so it stays as it is for Helen & Bob's return), I thought I'd start another to show different things.

So here we have "Apunga!" Enjoy!

I will add photos & posts soon, promise! :)